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Does Someone Have To Go? Is A Mess, But That’s What Is So Addictive About It

How about I start at the part where each of the coworkers talked crap about each other in the individual interviews? Okay, yes. More »

Your Stupid Laugh Of The Day: Kids Lookin’ At That Chinese Penis Building

You know that penis-shaped building in China that everyone’s talking about? Well today’s video is of Jimmy Kimmel showing it to kids and asking them what it looks like. Simple as that. And yes, probably a little bit non-PC, as well, but it’s the Friday before Memorial Day, so let’s go ahead and cut everybody some slack. Myself included. More »

American Idol Is Worrying Me By Hiring Actual Qualified Judges

I’m concerned that there’s something wrong with American Idol, guys, because they’re actually making rational, logical decisions as far as whom to hire as a judge for their next season. Particularly worrisome is their consideration of Jennifer Hudson, because she’s actually qualified. More »

Makeup Inspired By: The Hangover, And All Hangovers I Have Had

This week for Makeup Inspired By…, I’ve decided to do something corny and stupid and ridiculous because (A) I get the question, “How do I cover up my hangover with makeup?” at least once a week and (B) The Hangover Part III is coming out tonight. More »

Can Someone Explain To Me What Jaden Smith Is Doing In London?

Jaden Smith may not be officially emancipated from his parents, but that doesn’t seem to be preventing him from doing whatever the eff he wants. Let’s bear in mind that this kid is only fifteen years old, which is why I find it fairly strange that he’s off in London just casually grabbing dinner with Selena Gomez. More »

Jason Sudeikis Doesn’t Know If He’ll Return To SNL, So That’s Really Helpful

He confessed this on The View, where Barbara Walters was all, “What the hell’s going on with you and SNL, dude?” And Jason was all, “Blah blah blah non-answer, blah blah blah.” And Barbara was all, “You better answer my question, good sir,” and Jason was all, “I sincerely don’t know at this point.” That last quote was real. The other ones just happened in my head. More »

Live, Laugh, Links: Watch Kristen Stewart Go From Child Star To Wearer Of Lots Of Weird Lace Things

• Eric Daman, stylist for The Carrie Diaries and Gossip Girl, gives fashion advice for us real ladies. (Your Tango)

• How’s this for a specific slideshow? 12 pictures of rappers crying. (College Candy)

• Are you an oversharer? A TMI-er? A clinger? (The College Crush)

• 10 things you need in a breakup first aid kit. Everything from the classics (Ben and Jerry’s) to the new additions (pictures of Ryan Gosling). (Gurl)

• A look at Kristen Stewart‘s fashion history. (ET Online)

• The best job for your astrological sign. As an aquarius, I truly hope this link round-up is making a difference in people’s lives. (The Frisky)

• Shoes! Yay! (Betty Confidential)

• Golden Girls type living situations are becoming popular for baby boomers. I can’t really relate, I just love the Golden Girls! (Ladyish)

• The Backstreet Boys all together in one room reminiscing about the good old days. (Ok Gorgeous)

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Hey Wow, Naomi Watts Legitimately Looks Like Princess Diana In This Photo

Hey guys! Naomi Watts actually looks legitimately like Princess Di in this first photo from Diana! Which is probably a good sign, since she’s likely being paid millions and millions of dollars to play that role, and it would kind of suck if she didn’t bear a passing resemblance. More »

Every Arrested Development Link On The Internet Is Now In One Place (Hint: This Place)

I have never in all my years on this Earth seen a show promoted with as much uninhibited vigor as Arrested Development. The new season that is. Sure, people protested online seven years ago when the show was going off the air, but that was a simpler time. We couldn’t have made custom Arrested Development emojis even if we wanted to. More »

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Look Up Cutie-Patootie In The Dictionary And You’ll See Zac Efron Pretending To Smoke Weed

Well I’ll be damned. Just when I thought a video of an ornery cat driving a sick dog to the vet would be the best thing on the Internet today, I see photos of Zac Efron pretending to smoke weed for a movie. More »

Amanda Bynes Called 911 On Her Arresting Officers, So That’s Reassuring

If ever there was confirmation that Amanda Bynes needs to be undergoing psychiatric evaluation, it’s the fact that she allegedly called 911 on her arresting officers as they were arresting her. More »

If You’re Gonna Pay $1.5 Million To Go To Space, It Might As Well Be With Leonardo DiCaprio

That’s right, somebody bid on a trip to outer space on a Virgin Galactic flight, and the mystery celebrity who’s going to accompany the lucky winner was revealed to be Leo. The auction was organized by amfAR, and the winning bidder paid 1.2 million euros, or $1.5 million if you’re an uncultured American. More »

20 Life Lessons I Learned From 7th Heaven

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7th Heaven, when I see their smiling faces smiling back at meeee… oh, sorry, just singing one of the catchiest theme songs ever. You know, to get myself in the mood to really write this. It’s not because I REMEMBER it or anything, I swear. Leave me alone.
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Mariah Carey Almost Woke Up In Time For Her GMA Appearance Today

Mariah Carey almost woke up in time for her appearance on Good Morning America today. So close! Oh I’m sorry, that phrasing was probably confusing, so let me clarify — she still showed up and did the performance, she was just by no means a conscious human being for any of it. More »

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